Total Medals Earned: 345 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,860 Points
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/420 points)
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Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/60 points)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 10/16 (285/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.